Human Virus Scanner

Something funny, but a bit “basbang”:http://wiki.id-gmail.info/Basbang i think, from “Human Virus Scanner”:http://totl.net/VirusScanner/:

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Religion
Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Windows
Try MacOS X. It’s based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn’t suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Junkfood (85%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

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